What is black and white and sex all over? {; <3 }

[Molly Smith]

.... STRIPEY , of course.

Okay-dokay. :] I am Stripey, yeah? I live in Canada, and yet was born in Greenland, and yet I am a Zebra surviving the cold climate of both those places. Well, I'm sort of a human Zebra thing. Like, one of those human-animal thingys. I am also a mermaid once I hit water ;D And a Witch plainly all the time.
At the moment, I am like, head over heels in love. But the one I am in love with like, hates my guts (or I think so, he said "of course not!" ;3;). Then, there is An, and Bee. And what used to be Cleo, but she like, stole my money and my babies and ran off. -Le sigh-, andandand I am like, Bee/An-ified. They corrupted me (more like me and Bee corrupted An), but yeah. <3 Okay, so now I go on. An And bee are so great! xDD THEY ARE MY SECRET LOVERS. And theres Iain, who is like, a Bee stealer. Hiss. But he's cool..

SOOOOOOOO, I'm twelve. And proud. I have like, chestnut bangs, and then like, Weasley red hair at the back <3 or close to it... It sort of just, a shiny almost-purple sort of color... And stuff... But as lame as it sounds, it's okay e-e. I'm like, short-ish (BUT SECRETLY TALL, DON'T JUDGE ME.) And I also have... Unproprtioned bewbs for my age o__o As Bee and An (And the perverted lover of mine. Eww. I vow never to allow him to grope me again.) would know from experience ;D.

I like the color Grey. (And black and white and red (and orange))

I love music <3 Like, the recent songs I am obsessing over are Newborn and Hey Delilah. And like, all these random classical music with voices in a different language. And the song Sora, which is plainly beautiful, and makes everyone want to go to sleep (D: They all crawled into my bed and like, huddled together with my headphones on.)

I'm also really ugly. Like, woah. That's how ugly I am. And I'm fat, like really fat D:. I gots (Yes, I know I should have said this a couple paragraphs up) hazel eyes, which like, turn olive sometimes. And like, have freckles. And a gross chin. And a scar on my eyebrow's, and under my eye, where I once stabbed myself with a sharp thing ><. I have a scar on my thigh where I slid across rocks in Mexico, but I say I got bit by a shark, and I have a scar on my thumb where I rode my bike out of my driveway and as I began up my street I started day dreaming and bashed into a truck -_- Cough. And, one on my arm in the shape of 'hi', and one on my wrist, and then just random scars every ware from reasons unknown to you. And, however, it's obvious the reason, you still are forbidden from knowing. PFFT.

I like Bee's, and little Asian girls with chubby cheeks, and Folphins (A fox and a dolphins child = Jeremy).

Oh yeah, my real name is Katherine. Or Kate. Or Stripes, or Zebra, or again, Stripey. Uhm, I guess that's all, I will... Post more... Later? :DDD

-STRIPEY, Biitch.